With thanks to Nick Hart, Deputy Headteacher at Penn Wood Primary School in Slough, for this hilarious article to brighten up your SATs week.
6 questions that you won't see in this year's KS2 Maths SATs
Q1. Adam says,
Explain why he is incorrect.

1 mark
Q2.
Here is the timetable for Chen’s Y6 class for part of SATS week.
What is the
total number of
hours spent by Chen’s teacher resolving conflicts caused by this timetable?
Q3.
A
square number and a
prime number have a total of 22
- What are the two numbers?
1 mark
ii. Draw a picture of your teacher’s face when they see that you have written numbers in the boxes that are neither square nor prime.
1 mark
Q4.
Here is a Venn diagram. Write a number in each section.

2 marks
Q5.
Write the people in the correct parts of the sorting diagram.
Traditional teacher
Progressive teacher
Secretary of state for Education
My line manager
2 marks
Q6.
Alfie says,
‘Key Stage 2 SATS are more important for the school than for the children. In other news, I’m getting used to this breakfast and we should get it next week too.’
Is Alfie correct?
Circle Yes or No.
Yes / No
Explain how you know.

1 mark
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Maths